Look Out, Nick Hogan Can Drive Again
With some restrictions, of course. A judge decided that Little Nicky can tool around in a car again as long as he follows a couple of basic rules (no, I’m not talking about those pesky speed limit rules and those limiting don’t-drink-and-drive rules):
Nick was just granted a driving permit for business-related excursions — meaning he can only drive from home to work and back again … no exceptions.
Last May, a judge ordered Hogan’s license to be revoked for three years because of his 2007 crash that left his buddy, John Graziano, with serious brain damage.
Well. It’s nice to know that there is a judge who sticks to his ruling, no matter if the client is a pseudo-celeb or not.
Oh wait.
And what is this “business-related excursions” thing? What sort of business could Little Nicky possibly be doing? Well, he did go to Sundance with his mommy and her boy-toy, and a quick search turned up that he hosted a fundraiser over the weekend. But other than that, he’s just been working on his tan and exercising his deliciously keen fashion sense.
Hey, maybe he’s finally getting that real-allity show going that he spoke to his dad about. You know, The New Nick:
NICK: Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]
TERRY: Yeah.
NICK: …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?
TERRY: Can you do it while you’re on probation?
NICK: Yeah, of course.
TERRY: Yeah. Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?
NICK: I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.
TERRY: Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason [Hervey], and Eric [Bischoff].
NICK: Okay.
TERRY: You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.
NICK: Yeah. Of course.
TERRY: I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.
NICK: Yeah. I…
TERRY: You’ll own the show.
NICK: Yeah.
TERRY: Y’know. So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.
NICK: Okay, cool.
TERRY: So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…
NICK: Real-ality.
TERRY: The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.
NICK: The New Nick.
TERRY: Or something. We’ll have to come up with a good name. Think of a good name.
NICK: I’ll be thinking of a good name.
TERRY: The, the…
NICK: It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.
I’ll just leave it at that…I think my work here is done.
Source: k
