Amy Winehouse Has Found A New Man!
Our favorite little crackhead and soul singer Amy Winehouse seems to have found a new shoulder to cry on, or at least suck her thumb on. Seriously, what’s with sucking the thumb?
According to these photos, the still-married, often-troubled star from Camden has spent the holidays on St. Lucia getting some much needed R & R (and some food and sun too, thankfully) and while letting her weave breathe, she’s some how attracted a real man. And by real man we mean one with muscles, body hair, no visible tattoos and he seems to have all his teeth intact. In fact, I’d say this fellow of Amy’s is downright handsome.
It’s great to see that Amy has gained a bit of weight and put some color on her white, pasty, clammy skin. If it weren’t for her horrifying grill (whitening strips and a trip to the dentist could make a WORLD of difference in this young woman) she’d look downright, well, ok.
Absent from this holiday is the sun (nod to you Brits) is estranged husband and fellow crackhead Blaaaaaaaaaake Fielder-Civil, and clearly not missed. Amy and Blake have not seen each other since their brief shag, visit while Amy was still in a clinic recovering from a “lung infection”. Since then Blake has been returned to jail after violating his early release when he failed a drug test in rehab. Stupid is as stupid does. Fortunately, being the affable bloke Blake is, he made some new friends back in jail.
Amy, pictured above with her new man, Jooooooosssshhhhua Bowman, seems a little like her old self, though clearly a bit less fresh than she used to be. Josh, a former rugby player/actor?, met Amy while he was vacationing with his family in the Caribbean, and had blabbed to the tabs about it:
“She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly,” is said to be on the island with his mother and sister. He is a former player with rugby team Saracens and has since turned to acting.
He adds of his new friend, “She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form. I can’t say much more than that.”
Also in Amy news, she has dropped an appeal on a drug charge stemming from an arrest for marijuana possession in Norway, and has paid a fine which means she won’t have to appear in court on January 12. Lucky Norway. But just in case you thought the crazy train rolled out of the station, rest assured, Amy still has a long way to go before we can call her “cured.” Evidence after the jump NSFW, I REPEAT, NSFW.
