As if marrying the world’s angriest mother who dons rotting roadkill on her head wasn’t bad enough, he’s now traded in Kate for something, far, far worse. How is that even possible?

Most of you are probably painfully aware that Jon and Kate, of the popular TLC show, “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ have filed for divorce and are now living separate lives. Which, considering the level of bitterness and contempt these two have for each other, is clearly a good thing.

In a strange turn of events, Jon has gone from being the underdog in this story of love turned sour, to being universally despised. Despite having suffered endless ridicule and derision from Kate ranging to complaints he breathes to loudly, to being publicly dressed down for speaking up during interviews, Jon has turned a well-spring of sympathy into a chorus of eye-rolls, and tsk, tsks. Why you ask? See below:

This here is Jon’s new girlfriend, the 22-year old daughter of his wife’s plastic surgeon, Hailey Glassman, and yes, that is a mugshot. Extra CLASSY! Hailey, in her bid to become famous by hooking up with a “reality star” seems to have forgotten that the fame sword cuts both ways. Now reports have surfaced from ALL over the place about her twisted past, which includes arrests for drug possession to tales of drunken and out of control exploits. And of course, the requisite video of Hailey smoking pot has now popped up all over the internet.

Jon recently set up house in NYC, in a two-bedroom apartment, clearly not enough space to accommodate his 8 children. Then there were the photos and reports all over the tabs last week while he was in France with his new GF, supposedly in talks with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier about a children’s clothing line. WTF? Though reports differ about why exactly these two misfits were actually hanging out, one thing is for sure, Ed Hardy wear looks stupid on EVERYONE. More on the fracked-up match up from the LATimes:

Audigier agreed to fly Gosselin and someone named “Hailey” — described to them as his “stylist” and whom we can only guess is one and the same as current gal pal Hailey Glassman — to visit him in St. Tropez last week to talk it through.

“Christian thinks he’s a nice guy, and they both love motorcycles, so they hit it off,” the representative said. “That’s all there is to report. There isn’t anything beyond that at this time.”

In the meantime, we’re trying to digest the most recent rumors — that Jon Gosselin popped the question to Glassman on that very same trip to St. Tropez. If that turns out to be true, can you imagine a better made-for-reality-TV tableaux than Audigier as best man and the bride-to-be in an Ed Hardy wedding gown?

We hate to admit it, but even we’d tune in for that.

Cheese on Rice, how is Hailey Glassman a “stylist” and in what universe is Jon considered “stylish?” I am baffled as to how so many extraordinarily plain and boring people somehow become “celebrities” simply because they are foolish enough to allow the public into their private lives. I’ll take the fortune, you can keep the fame.

Needless to say, Kate is quite content to sit back and let Jon make a complete ass out of himself in his post-divorce mid-life crisis. Isn’t 32 a little young to be going through this whole cheesy phase? Whatever the case may be, according to Radar Online, Kate’s already designated a label for the new “lady” in Jon’s life, and as they so eloquently stated, it rhymes with “bore”.

For once, Kate and I agree on something.

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