Beyond boring Ryan Seacrest and tabloid party girl Lindsay Lohan were seen together out in Hollywood recently.
WHY? They were supposedly brain storming about a new reality show they want to do together. Nope! You can’t make this crap up.

First off…. Ryan Seacrest? Why is he famous again?
And Lohan? Her life has been one big hot mess.
The two together? A boring and bigger hot mess.

Their show’s premise (if it ever comes to light) is to have contestants who are down and out on their luck, compete for a second chance at life and to win a million dollars.
US Magazine describes contestants as, “people that got on the wrong side of the track”.

The most deserving contestant will be picked by a panel of judges. And yep! you guessed it, Lohan is slated to be one of the judges. This show sounds as degrading as the 1950’s show, Queen For A Day.
Four women were picked from the audience. These women had to convince the audience that they were the most pathetic. The audience would applaud and whomever scored highest on the applause-o-meter would win. And get a crown and roses. Natch.

Of course they didn’t win a million dollars back then. But they did win a butt load of prizes, which was not too shabby for being back in the 1950’s. It was one of the most depressing shows I ever saw. Watch this YouTube clip from the show, and you will see what I mean.
Queen for a Day  lasted from 1956 all the way till 1970, so maybe Seacrest is on to something?
Perhaps Bernie Madoff’s ex clients victims will be lining up for a shot of recouping some of their cash?

What I find to be more ironic then the show’s premise, is that they would have Lohan, the Queen of Fail as a judge.
After all, she is not a stranger to the tabloids to say the least.  In the past she has spent a night in jail, done community service for her DUI, and has been in rehab three times. From drunken/coke  binges, to the cops being called to her house with a suspicion of an illegal entry to her home, only to find that her place was such a disgusting mess, that the cops had to call her in Paris and ask her, “Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?”

Lovely Lohan Resting Her Eyes *snicker*

If Lohan is going to be a judge, it would be as ridiculous as Scientology having a show about helping people. I can see it now… Everyone pick up your e-meters! The first person who makes the e-meter needle float wins! You don’t win any money, you have to pay Scientology the million dollars. Fun right?

I digress. So is Lohan the one getting the “second chance” here on this show rather than the contestants? *snicker*
 Not that I would begrudge any of the contestants winning a million dollars to get a second chance, (I am going to apply myself), but can you see the  headlines from the backlash from this show down the road?
Contestant wins a million dollars on reality show for a second chance, and here they are on their way to pick up their check in their Caddy Escalade,  which they  owned before winning the show. Looks like Seacrest and Lohan did a woops on the contestant background checks!

Us Magazine reports:

Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohanwere spotted out together in Hollywood Thursday night, but it turns out that their meetup was strictly business.

“Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her…it helps people and gives others a second shot!” Ryan wrote on his Twitter page on Friday, one day after he and the actress went to H.Wood in L.A. “Still putting it all together.”

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians as well as Brody Jenner MTV show, Bromance.

Lohan also mentioned details of the project on her Twitter page Friday.

“Working on a really great project for television — I am excited!” she wrote. “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :)”
According to TMZ.com, the premise of the potential series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen. Lohan, no stranger to the concept, would likely serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants’ stories.

Back in 2006, Lohan once told Matt Lauer of the Today Show, that “she’s the hardest working person she knows”
Uh ok Lindsey.. that is probably true in her circle of friends and family, but not in the real world. I guess she doesn’t know any doctors,teachers,or volunteers. A ridiculous statement from a delusional ditz.
How will she ever be able to fit this show in with her busy schedule? *snicker*. After years of her screw ups and bad press, I would think that Hollywood still considers Lohan in the high risk category, even though she supposedly cleaned up her act and is on the mend.
But I guess Seacrest is willing to take that chance.
Besides…..what the hell does he have to lose anyways? He is a gazillionaire.
He was coined the Sixty Million Dollar Man on Extra, when they reported he had landed a gig on a national Fresno radio show back in 2008.

But being a gazillionaire does not help the fact that he is as boring as watching paint peel, besides being a complete and utter dork. He bombed hosting the Emmy’s back in 2007. And back in 2006, he was included in the Guess Who Sucks? vid on  Heavy.com. The vid is worth the watch, and it also includes Lohan and some great digs on TomKat when they were first pregnant with Suri.

But really, and this bares repeating….WHY IS SEACREST FAMOUS?
It boggles my mind.
Sorry, but I am SO sick of  Seacrest and Lohan. I guess we will have to wait and see how everybody else weighs in on this reality show, if it ever becomes a reality.
So with Lohan’s past reputation and Seacrest’s boredom,  AND the obvious lack of talent…I give this show an EPIC FAIL rating on the applause-o-meter.

FAIL

Although America may totally disagree. I am always surprised by what some people watch on TV.
I am guilty of tuning into a few guilty pleasure shows myself, but a show with Lohan as a judge for a remake of King Or Queen for the day? Sorry…… I will be martinizing my couch that night.

Source: Queen