Well, well, well! Looks like Joan (Sandra Alexandra Molinsky, born in Brooklyn) has won the “Celebrity Apprentice”. Rivers appearance as we said before was obviously nothing more than a PR stunt for her QVC hellacious junk jewelry and her upcoming reality show this summer.

After railing on champion poker player Annie Duke and calling her a Nazi and saying that all poker players are BEYOND WHITE TRASH, I was very disappointed when I heard she had won.  I also found her comments beyond hypocritical, considering all the years she performed in Vegas. I can only assume since she was performing in casinos, that certainly her audiences must have been chuck full of poker players? Foot in mouth much Joan?

I saw a clip of Joan on the Ellen Degeneres show. Joan donated a Joan Rivers tote bag filled with ONLY $500.00 worth of her own  products crap, for Ellen’s collection for the Human Society auction.  Talk about white trash! Hello? Especially when you consider the fact Joan is a millionaire.

Annie Duke on the other hand, donated a $4,000 gift, which consisted of an autographed case filled with $750 worth of casino chips, and a two night stay at a casino. Now THAT’S class Joan!

Guess Joan Didn't Consider This As "White Trash"

The only good that came out of it, was that Joan gets to donate $250,000 to her chosen charity, God’s Love We Deliver, which brings meals to the seriously ill who are homebound.

Although, it’s a wonder why Joan cared about winning The Apprentice at all, considering she was quoted as saying in a previous episode:

“It’s not all about the money” and “I don’t want to hear anything more about this charity nonsense”.

It’s NOT all about the money Joan?  Hmm…tell that to TV land, who is airing your new reality show this summer called “How’d You Get So Rich“.

The shows premise and description on the TV Land Website:

Sure, the economy is in the tank, but like it or not, there are still millionaires out there — and they didn’t all get rich by stealing your money (thanks for nothing, Wall Street). They made their fortunes by inventing Billy Bob Teeth and Butt Paste. Enter Joan Rivers and her money-obsessed new show, How’d You Get So Rich?

We’ve all driven by lavish mansions and wondered, ‘Who the hell lives there?’ Rivers — no slouch in the indulgence department — leaves no stone unturned in getting to the story behind the moneybags who walk, or rather drive their Ferraris, among us. In this funny and engaging series she searches the country to find out how wealthy people got that way and, more importantly, how they spend their money. It’s an escapist fantasy and an inspirational tale for these tough times.

So I watched the short promo clip of Joan’s soon to be BOMB and it made me throw up a little.  The clip shows Joan with a microphone going up to people’s cars and on the street and ogling over their Channel shopping bags, watches and shoes and then asks them how they got to be so rich. 

Wow, do you think it can get any more tacky and tasteless? What happened to matters of money being private? Only in Hollywood do they come up with these crapola shows. ’Cuz this is just what people want to watch, as they are forced to take a job at K-Mart so they can cover their next mortgage payment, even though they had a great paying job a year ago. A little reminder, Joan’s parents were Russian immigrants, clearly she’s forgotten her meager beginnings.

And does Joan really need more money? She is already a millionaire
and continues to hawk her crap on QVC. I am sure she has quite the little nest egg saved up for her only child, Melissa (BARF) to inherit. I guess Melissa will need plenty of dough to keep up her soon-to-be-addiction to face-morphing, tucks and lifts.  She has many years of botox ahead of her before she can catch up to dear old Mom though.

Where Did Joan's Nose Go?

But you know, after thinking this new show over, I was actually kind of glad that she decided to do it, as I will derive much pleasure when I see it FAIL. And an epic fail it will be.

I can’t wait for the few viewers of this show (if there are any) to say…Joan you’re fired!

Source: Queen