Brooke Hogan Turns 21, Could Use A Shave
The last time I saw makeup this expertly applied was at the circus. During the clown car sequence to be exact. Seriously, WTF? is wrong with Brooke Hogan that she can’t use a damn mirror like the rest of us? Every time I see publicity photos of her she looks like she tripped in the Wal-Mart cosmetics aisle and fell onto the entire Wet ‘n’ Wild line of quality products. Clean up on aisle 7, we have a whorey mess.
Who keeps telling her blue eye shadow that looks like it was stuck at the bottom of my mom’s makeup bag for the last 25 years is hot? They need to be fired, then beaten, then fired again. Then again, like most girls she probably learned the fine art of makeup application from her mom, and well, we know what a natural beauty Linda Hogan is!
Also, Brooke, your five o’clock shadow just hit midnight, time to shave dear.
And just for shins and grins, here’s Brooke’s dad, Hulk “I know why OJ did it” Hogan who was out with his two twin-bots in Vegas to celebrate her Brooke’s 21st birthday. Do you think the Hulk has a “type”? That was rhetorical.
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