Madonna’s PR Flack Forced To Work Overtime
In Madonna’s world, it’s always someone else’s fault. Such is the power you wield when you are a super-famous gazillionaire. And when Madonna falls off a horse, clearly, someone other than Madonna is at fault, even in the face of evidence to the contrary.
Last weekend Madonna fell off her horsey (her 2nd of such incidents) while visiting in the Hamptons. News reports, including CNN, considered this a major headline despite Madonna’s camp stating that her injuries were minor. Madonna and her PR pimps told anyone who would listen that a photog jumped out the bushes and startled her horse, which is why it threw her off. But according to police reports and the photog himself, he was nowhere NEAR Madonna when this happened. Maybe he’s also responsible for this and this?
Now, Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s spokeswhore says Madonna didn’t tell the officers what really happened during the incident, because she had fainted, TWICE and was in no condition to tell them what she saw. Uh huh. Of course, after an injury like that, you’d think Madonna would take it easy. Think again, her trainer says it’s back to pumping iron for the Material Girl.
She was discharged hours later but Madonna’s representative, Liz Rosenberg, claimed the singer would undergo “further tests and continues to remain under observation by doctors.”
However, Madonna’s trainer Tracy Anderson insists the Material Girl’s injuries are minimal and would not disrupt her exercise schedule as she prepares for the summer jaunt of her ongoing Sticky and Sweet world tour.
Anderson told Usmagazine.com on Monday, “She’s going to be fine. She fell on her butt. She’s fine.
“We’re going to train tomorrow. We have our set training. She’s like a professional athlete. She can’t mess around with her training. I mean, she has to be able to perform in front of 70,000 people who are sucking the life out of her, and she’s singing and dancing. There are no shortcuts when you’re training in that way.”
Which is it, so injured she needs observation (’cuz they are sticking with their pap bushes story) or “fine” and ready for action?
To make a long story short, Madonna’s big fat ego was too big for the poor horse to take, it threw them both off its back and now Madonna is telling stories to save face. How sad is that?
I almost feel sorry for Madonna, she can’t even take a spill without lying about it. Imagine being married to someone that full of themselves? Guy Richie deserves some kind of saintly stature for his duties to mankind.
Source: D
