Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Bod Helps Distract Us From “Special” Friend
Sometimes it’s difficult NOT to feel sorry for Brooke Hogan, daughter of fake-wrestling legend Hulk Hogan and creepy-cougar mom Linda Hogan. Not only did Brooke get the raw end of the stick genetics wise, but she’s constantly forced to defend every single member of her immediately family a little too often.
Brooke gets a bad rap in the tabloids for being a hulking she-male (pun intended), but given what she has to work with, she does the best she can. Girlfriend’s like 10-feet tall and built like an Amazon, but she also, for being a giant, has a nice figure. It’s like a normal well-built woman’s figure, just on a much larger scale. So, you’d think, knowing she has this disadvantage, she’d be careful not to date a guy smaller than she is. Well, in this case, he’s not only smaller, but I think he’s special, if you know what I mean.
Brooke’s new man goes by the name Stack$. No, you read that right. Our buddy Stack$ looks like some kind of confused wangster, but with a lame ghetto name. And predictably, he’s some kind of rapper, so there you go. But something about this dude is off. He reminds me of those sad cases of fetal alcohol syndrome babies, but all grown up. I can’t put my finger on it, but I am guessing Stack$ wore a helmet in school and rode the short bus. This makes me sad 
But not as sad as watching Brooke practically pick him just to kiss him. It’s like when my kid plays with her Barbie dolls, but instead of having Barbie kiss a Ken doll, she’s using a little troll doll, minus the hair. Which to be honest, Stack$ could really use. Stack$’ naked head is straight out of my nightmares.
That’s it, all I got. Oh, and the above pics (courtesy of Dlisted) were taken on the set of Brooke’s new music video. Yes, apparently she just keeps trying. *sigh*
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