True story:  So I’m sitting in here working on the computer and my kids are watching Celebrity Apprentice.  All of a sudden I hear, “What?  What is that?  Mom!”  Never a good sign.  So I ask what the deal is.

“Who is Perris Hilton?

What?  Who?  What are they talking about?

“Perris Hilton?  Peeris Hilton?  Something Hilton?”

Huh?  My kids have lost it.  They’re talking about Paris Hilton, although I am not sure why she would be on Celebrity Apprentice…not this early anyway.  Give it a few years.  I can’t wait.  But my kids are hollering again.

“No, not Paris…something All Media, All Media Something?  It’s not a girl, it’s a guy!”

So at this point I decide to go check out what the heck is going on.  They rewind the DVR and I see…it’s Perez Hilton!  Or at least I think it is!  What?

[SPOILER LERT]

Apparently the teams had to create a viral video for ALL Small and Mighty detergent, and apparently both teams did epic fail (although the Jesse James video was funny if you cut out the last ten seconds or so, with the cursing and stuff, and changed the title).  It seems that the Trumpinator decided that Perez Hilton was the one he would choose for the obligatory FOT (Friend Of Trump) round of shameless butt-kissing and self-promotion (otherwise known as the Guest Judge).  But when I saw Perez, I was all like WOAH!  DOOD!

What did he do to his teeth?  He paid off his car making fun of Hilary Duff’s Chiclet horse teeth veneers, but those pearly whites he’s sporting now have nothing on her former chompers.  I don’t know if they are fakies or just a super whitening treatment gone bad (he does have pretty big teeth), but they seriously look odd.  And while it’s a great thing that his pink/yellow/orange/blue/plaid hairdo is gone, that mannequin curlicue thing he’s sporting now is hardly a step in the right direction.

And what was he doing on there anyway?  He used to do a lot of blogging, but rumor has it that he doesn’t even write his own copy any more, other than the occasional self-promoting vlog.  Now, he’s just famous for being famous, not for actually doing too much of anything really important…not sure if having his own birthday party counts.  Why do people care what he says any more?  It looks like Perez has fallen victim to the very celebrity foibles he once lampooned.  Here’s an earlier picture, for comparison:

Oh, by the way, Clint Black is a moron.  I never thought so, until now.  What an idiot.  I’ll be surprised if he has any fans left after this show.  You’re no Trace Adkins, bud.

[ff to 53:32 for the Perez segment]

Source: k