Britney’s Ex, Adnan Ghalib, To Be Deported To Afghanistan?
Well, that’s one way to keep him away from Britney.
You know, I seriously don’t like Adnan, but I wouldn’t wish this one on my worst enemy. It seems that if Anon Brazilianwax (as he is affectionately known around these parts), if found guilty of assault charges, could be deported to Afghanistan of all places:
It’s a far cry from his glamorous lifestyle a year ago, when he was dating one of the world’s most famous women.
But the paparazzi photographer is now facing three assault charges that could earn him a seven-year jail sentence in the US or deportation to Afghanistan.
Ghalib, 36, is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery.
The charges relate to an incident on 11 February in Los Angeles when a court official tried to serve him with a restraining order to stay away from Britney.
The restraining order was issued by the singer’s father, Jamie Spears, who has taken control of her affairs.
Ghalib allegedly tried to run over the court official - the charge of use of a deadly weapon relates to his car.
Okay, that much I understand (and covered a while back). But just where does the deportation come in?
The photographer moved to Birmingham from Afghanistan with his family when he was five years old, and he works in the US.
But if he is listed as Afghani in the legal papers, he could be deported to the war-torn country.
‘The country of citizenship listed on the legal files is where someone convicted of a serious crime will be deported to whether they hold a green card or not,’ a source from the Los Angeles police told People News.
‘There is some confusion on his court documents over where he comes from. Some list the country as Afghanistan, but another states his nationality as British.’
Aha. So basically it will be all his parents’ fault if he is deported. It always comes back to the parents and how we screwed up the lives of our children!
You know, in a way that makes me nauseous, this actually kinda makes me feel sorry for the guy, for about a second and a half. If he is deported to Afghanistan, I have a feeling that he’ll be chewed up and spit out faster than he can close the shutter on a camera. I mean, can you see this guy on the streets of Kabul? Living in Kandahar City? Not sure there’s much market for paparazzi there, and he sure won’t be able to get any upskirt shots.
This might be one time when someone is actually praying for jail time.
Source: k
