You knew it was coming.  Don’t look so surprised.

Pamela Anderson, who has been accused more than once of being “trailer trash”, is reportedly actually living in a trailer with her supposed new boyfriend!

The former ‘Baywatch’ star is reportedly living in a mobile home with new lover Jamie Padgett, who is a surfer and electrician, in Malibu.

A source said: “Pam is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated.”

Three-times divorced Pamela, 41, met Jamie at the end of January and soon introduced him to her sons, Brandon, 12 and Dylan, 11.

The source added: “Pam and the kids joined Jamie and his sons – who are around Brandon and Dylan’s age – on his boat in Paradise Cove at the weekend. They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together.”

Pamela is said to have fallen “head over heels” with Jamie because of his clean living ways – in stark contrast to Pamela’s ex-husbands: Motley Crue rocker Tommy Lee, who is also the father of her children, rapper Kid Rock and professional poker player and pornographer Rick Salomon.

A friend said: “She is more in love than I have ever seen her before. He’s a totally moral, nice, normal guy. She is completely head over heels.”

You know, most of us are already head over heels, if you think about it.  I think in Pam’s case, it’s more like heels over head.  ZING!

But what’s this snippet about Pammie being more in love than ever?  Let’s revisit…June of last year:

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee(speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.”

And from July 2006, about Kid Rock:

Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp…Not able to let go of MY family picture… it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating…I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle.

Well my miracle came and went. And came back and back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing.

Oh, and a more recent one about Rick Salomon, in October 2007:

So why a third walk down the aisle for Anderson? Says a source, “They are head over heels in love. They are really close. They have a relationship already and they have the license.”

Okay, I’m done.  I’ll let you make up your own jokes from this point, because it’s Just. That. Easy.  C’mon, give it a try!  I’ll get you started…It’s a good thing that Pam is living at the beach, because that way she can use her bolted-on set of permanent water wings!  See?  You don’t even have to stretch first.

Source: k

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