Funniest Thing I’ve Read So Far About Brad Pitt
I seriously spit out my tea when I read this story. No, really. I’m typing really fast because I’m sure my laptop is going to short out any second from my Darjeeling spray.
After a Golden Globes party (btw, he and Santa Angelina totally blew off Ryan Seacrest before the show because they were in such a hurry to get inside and get the humiliation over with), Bradley was called names and had his little state trooper stache mocked by a woman who had clearly imbibed too much (but whose eyesight and taste was obviously unaffected):
The Hollywood hunk, who has umpteen best looking man in the world titles to his name, was at HBO’s party after the Golden Globes when he was confronted by the cheeky woman.
A source at the Beverly Hills Hilton said: ‘Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ‘ugly as a dog’.’
In the movie, Brad plays a man who ages backwards, and spends much of the film with prosthetics on his face to make him look older.
The source continued: ‘Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad’s face.
‘She then said, ‘And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible’, before marching off. Brad’s buddies cracked up laughing.’
What do you say to that except give that woman a medal!
Yeah yeah yeah…I get it, he had to wear special makeup and stuff on his face for his latest movie because of the whole aging thing, whatevs. This is not a super attractive man, folks, I don’t care what any of you think. If this is your thing, great. More power to you. I prefer my men to look like men, not like sissymary little pretty boys who look like they would spend more time in the bathroom getting ready and using more product to do it than I would.
And I’m sorry…the stache has to go. He looks like he ought to be asking you for your license and registration.
Source: k
