Ok Magazine is claiming that Katie Holmes is pregnant with her second child already. Their proof? It’s because hubby Tom Cruise was photographed by paparazzi outside of the Ivy restaurant holding his hand over Kate’s belly in that paternal kind of way. Hey, it’s not like the Cruiser has ever done anything weird or creepy before.

Kate, who is 30, and Tom, 46, have a two-year-old daughter, Suri, so it would be about time to have another one. Kate’s rep, of course, denies the actress is pregnant.

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Austin, Texas drivers were treated to a special case of the willies recently when they encountered official road signs warning them about ZOMBIES!!! Apparently some mischievous types hacked into the city owned responsible machines and set up the signs with the ZOMBIE!!!! warnings, causing both panic and confusion (oh, and plenty of LOLS too I am sure). Here’s more about the ZOMBIE gag from KXAN:

The signs near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King boulevards usually warn drivers about upcoming construction, but Monday morning they warned of “zombies ahead.”

“I thought it was pretty funny,” said University of Texas sophomore Jane Shin, who saw the signs while driving down Lamar Bouelvard with friends Sunday night. “We wondered who did it.”

The City of Austin does not own the signs, but they are responsible for the message. The contractor on the construction project owns the signs. A city spokesperson said the hacked messages were only up for a few hours, until the construction project manager saw them during his morning commute and immediately ordered them to be changed back.

“Even though this may seem amusing to a lot of people, this is really serious, and it is a crime,” said Austin Public Works spokesperson Sara Hartley. “And you can be indicted for it, and we want to make sure our traffic on the roadways stays safe.”

Hartley said though it was a locked sign, the padlock for it was cut. Signs such as these have a computer inside that is password-protected.

“And so they had to break in and hack into the computer to do it, so they were pretty determined,” said Hartley.

This crime is a class C misdemeanor in Texas, and Hartley said it endangers the public.

“The big problem is public safety,” said Hartley. “Those signs are out there to help our traffic on the roadway to stay safe and to know what’s coming up.”

KXAN Austin News cameras caught many drivers slowing down to read the signs as they approached. Some read, “Zombies ahead! Run for your lives!”

Am I a bad person for finding this story hilarious? Probably, but oh well. One of the games we play with the kids is the DEAD ZOMBIES ATTACK game, and my youngest (who is altogether very strange) asks us to chase him around the house pretending to be mutant ZOMBIES!!! The game typically ends with tickling and laughter, but sometimes we EAT HIS BRAINS.

Just kidding, or am I????? Seriously, if my son had seen that sign, he’d certainly have dropped a deuce, because at least once a week he asks me if ZOMBIES!!! are real. And well, who knows, maybe, you can’t ever be too sure. And now there’s proof!

BWAAHAHAHAH!

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As reported HERE FIRST, Glosslip revealed, thanks to some super-sleuthing by our friend MT and the folks at www.WhyWeProtest.net, voice-over actress Nancy Cartwright used her Bart Simpson voice character to make some promotional calls on behalf of the Church of Scientology for an upcoming event.. The video has been removed from YouTube by 20th Century Fox due to copyright infringement, but the word about what Cartwright did is already out, and her bosses as Fox are none too happy about it.

An article in the Daily Mail reveals that Cartwright’s bosses do NOT approve this message:

Executives at 20th Century Fox are reported to be fuming after Cartwright recorded a voicemail message using her ‘Bart’ voice to boost turn-out for the event at the organisation’s Hollywood centre.

The message begins with Cartwright introducing herself as Bart in the character’s voice.

She says: ‘Hey, what’s happening man, this is Bart Simpson!’ - and laughs using Bart’s trademark chuckle.

The actress - who is a Scientologist - then reveals her true identity, saying: ‘Just kidding, don’t hang up, this is Nancy Cartwright. This is a very special phone call to you.’

During the 59-second message she switches between her voice and Bart’s, ending several sentences with the word ‘man’.

‘It’s gonna be a blast man!’ she says in Bart’s voice, chuckling before describing what she will be speaking about at the event in Los Angeles on January 31.

Blogger Perez Hilton posted the audio on the internet on Wednesday but it was quickly removed due to a copyright claim by 20th Century Fox when the story made headlines, according to The Times.

Simpson’s executive producer Al Jean said: ‘This is not authorised by us.

”The Simpsons’ does not, and never has, endorsed any religion, philosophy or system of beliefs any more profound than Butterfinger bars,’ according to TV gossip website The Live Feed.

DOH! It seems what started out as an internal leak from within the Scientology community, may come back to haunt Cartwright, Scientology and the folks at the Simpson production team.

This story, which is now not only all over the gossip rags, is also hitting mainstream media. The “religion” that is Scientology has been reduced to a punchline to almost any and every joke related to cults, religion and celebrity culture, and they are doing a fantastic job of marginalizing themselves even further with incidents like this. In researching this story, I came across several commenters who voiced concerns over having their kids watch a show which uses its characters to promote one religion over another. Some parents said they were going to ban the show from their homes and inform their friends to do the same. Word is spreading like a virus and Scientology is the STD no one wants.

Nancy Cartwright, who donated $10million dollars to the Church of Scientology, has crossed a line with the public and this may turn out to be a major fiasco.

Oh, and be sure to call that number at the end of the video above (the one that doesn’t use Simpson images and hasn’t been pulled yet) and ask what an OT7 is, what’s the Wall Of Fire and if Lord Xenu will be there. But hurry, the event is this Saturday!

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I think the video speaks for itself.  :)  PWNED!

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Yeah, I know…that’s corny, but not as corny as Joaquin trying to pwn us with this whole rap career thing.  Word is that the whole shebang is just one big joke, but no word on if anyone is actually laughing:

Ever since the actor announced he was ditching his career in movies to try to make it as a rap artist, speculation has flown wildly about what, exactly, the two-time Oscar nominee might be thinking. Following his widely panned three-song debut as a rapper at a Las Vegas nightclub on Jan. 16 — a shambling performance that concluded with the actor falling off the stage — two competing theories emerged: Either Phoenix is perpetrating an elaborate Andy Kaufman-style hoax (with an assist from his friend and brother-in-law Casey Affleck, who’s ostensibly shooting a documentary about his career transition), or he’s truly lost his marbles. The truth, it seems, is closer to the former. “He said, ‘It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,’” says one source who recently worked with Phoenix.

Though Phoenix’s interest in music is sincere (he earned Oscar and Grammy nominations for his turn as Johnny Cash in Walk the Line and has directed several music videos), with this supposed career reboot he is evidently trying to both lampoon pompous actors and punk the media that covers them. Whatever his motivation or ultimate endgame, don’t expect him to break character anytime soon. “It’s an art project for him,” says a source. “He’s going full out. He probably has told his reps that he’s quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control.”

His publicist responds:

Joaquin Phoenix’s publicist insists that the actor’s recent foray into rap music is no hoax. Responding to growing speculation (including an EW.com story in which two people close to Phoenix say that his plans to retire from movies to focus on a music career may be an elaborate put-on), Susan Patricola told MTV News, “The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash…. He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”

I don’t know.  I frankly don’t get why he would go to such elaborate lengths to make us all believe he has lost his little mind and decided to become the Unarapper.  Seriously, look for his Manifesto to be published any day now.

Of course, I didn’t think Andy Kaufman’s “performance art” was all that funny either.  I mean, there’s a time to be funny, and a time to joke around, and a time to put it away.  All he’s doing if this is true, in my opinion, is telling his fans thanks for making him rich enough to be able to quit shaking his moneymaker for the film cameras so that he can turn around and punk y’all with a really elaborate and stupid joke.

If this turns out to be true, it just makes me more and more convinced that some people need to just get real jobs already.

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