Singer Brandy Norwood has been completely cleared and won’t be charged in the deadly car crash she was involved in last year. The LA county DA’s office said Friday there was “insufficient evidence” for a jury to find her guilty of misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt.
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Rosie O’Donnell is pissed because she made a “Best” list for 2007. The talk show host is bothered that according to a new poll featured in Parade magazine that found half of Americans surveyed named her the most annoying person of 2007. Paris Hilton come in a distant second.
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With 2008 just around the corner, we must find an appropriate way to wrap up 2007’s top celeb stories. Oh boy, and what a year it was. 2007, or “The Year of the Dimwitted Bimbos” as I like to call it, saw the death of one icon, and the re/afterbirth of another icon.
In between Anna Nicole Smith’s death and Britney Spears mental disintegrate we have Paris Hilton going to jail, Lindsay Lohan crashing and burning with dual attempts at rehab, several celeb DUI’s and of course, to round out the year in celebrity nonsensical behavior, we have Britney Spears kid sister Jamie Lynn Spears announcing she is not only pregnant at 16, but she’s keeping her baby!
Papa don’t preach, because that’s my job.
Join Confessions of a Fanboy’s Josh Hathaway, and with any luck, Blogcritics Eric Olsen as we assail, discuss this year’s top celeb stories!
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Not wanting to be left out of the 2007 graduating class of celeb imbeciles who received DUIs in 2007 (a long list we will expound on later) the former OC’er Mischa Barton made it just under the gun when she was popped for DUI Thursday night at 2:45 in LA.
Mischa is said to have had a blood alcohol level of .12, marijuana in her system and prescription pills in another person’s name on her person when she was arrested for “straddling two lanes of traffic and failing to use her turn signal when making a turn.”
So not only does Mischa have a unfortunate taste for unflattering mom-jeans, she’s also a pill-popping, joint smoking, drunk who can’t drive.
Mischa posted 10K bailed and was escorted home by her proud parents.
We have four more days left of 2007, who will have the temerity to join this year’s graduating class of asstards? My money’s on Britney Spears - SHE’S WAY OVERDUE for a DUI, and honestly her mugshot will round out my elaborate and eclectic collection of idiots.
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There’s a very good reason celebs don’t, and more IMPORTANTLY, shouldn’t date non-famous people. Especially non-famous, immature, thumb-sucking douchebags with dumb names like Riley Giles: non-famous people have nothing to lose and will they sell you out.
Lindsay Lohan has been absent from the hallowed pages of Glosslip lately. My strict personal code of ethics forces me to leave out otherwise likely celeb candidates from my sardonic wit while they seek to recover from their addictive antics, but in this case, since I am defending the honor of our little Lindsay, it’s ok.
Lindsay’s rehab boyfriend (sort of like a rebound boyfriend, but lamer) Riley Giles has wasted no time in making a quick buck by selling, not just his tawdry story of Lindsay’s “sexual” addiction, but also personal photos he took while they dated.
The two met while Lindsay sought treatment at rehab facility Cirque Lodge in Utah. Riley was there seeking treatment for drug addiction, and Lindsay entered the program after her much publicized arrest for DUI, and possession of cocaine in July. This was Lindsay’s second arrest in less than two months and her situation was becoming very grim.
Riley, showing vasts amounts of class and personal decorum, sold his story to News Of The World, wherein he described Lindsay trading her drug and alcohol addiction for a sex addiction. In reality it sounded more like a pathetic junior high turd bragging to his friends about his manhood, when in reality he probably failed to maintain an erection and finished the race too early. If you must read second-rate fiction, his cheesy story is here.
Now it seems, Riley wants to cash in on some photos he took while they dated (for like 1 whole month, WOW!), and as he crosses his fingers hoping Lindsay doesn’t sue his gutter-dwelling ass, Riley gets to enjoy his extended and undeserved 15 minutes of fame.
Let this be a lesson to you celebs, don’t date commoners. Commoners aren’t mentally equipped to handle fame and will sell you out 9 out of 10 times. See, they have nothing to lose, whereas you famous person, do. You have your reputation, your fragile and precarious privacy and ultimately your dignity.
Lindsay, one last pear of wisdom I wish to bestow on you. Unlike many of your peers, you my dear, possess some actual talent. You do not have to cave into your low-self esteem and mistreat your body, mind and soul to find the love and elation you desperately seek. Refocus yourself, and apply your boundless passion for shopping (and maybe sex) to be the best at your craft.
Also, please don’t ever flash your firecrotch again. It makes it difficult to defend you, and honestly, that job is difficult enough.
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Because Ozzy Osbourne’s fried memory is too foggy to remember details, his autobiography has been difficult to write. He’d love to tell us all about life as the Prince of Darkness, but he can’t remember a bloody thing. He reveals: “My memory isn’t what it used to because of the drugs and alcohol I’ve been living on for the best part of my adult life.”
“I often get asked, ‘Is it true you snorted a line of ants?’ Knowing me, there’s a very good possibility. But do I remember it? No way.”
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Actors Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright Penn are divorcing, their rep, Mara Buxbaum, confirms to People magazine exclusively, but refused to give any explanation. The couple has been married 11 years and have a son and a daughter, Hopper, 14, and Dylan, 16.
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Actress Rebecca De Mornay was charged by the L.A District Attorney’s office with two counts of misdemeanor driving under the influence, stemming from an October arrest. Cops pulled over the 48-year-old actress on Sunset Blvd. on the night before Halloween. During the stop, cops told TMZ they “immediately detected an odor of alcoholic beverages.”
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Actress Mischa Barton was arrested last night for DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. According to TMZ, the former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, California.
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Who’s the daddy? A new report says that the father of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears‘ baby may be a Nickeledeon executive and not her teen boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Sources told Star mag that an executive on her TV show, Zoey 101, who is believed to be much older than Jamie Lynn, is the real dad.
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