Father of four Brad Pitt has vowed not to film any more nude scenes – because he doesn’t want his kids to see them.”I don’t want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films,” Pitt told the BBC in an interview this week. “I can’t see any more nude scenes [in my career].”
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Paris Hilton has told People magazine that she wants to spawn as soon as possible so he/she/it can have play dates with her BBF Nicole Richie’s child - now that the Simple Life stars are (currently) speaking to each other again.
“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old,†she said. “I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’â€
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A furious Julia Roberts is one celebrity who’s not going to take crap off the paparazzi anymore or tease them to record every coffee break moment of her life, ala Britney Spears. The mother of three was driving her two-year-old twins Hazel and Phinnaeus in Los Angeles on Wednesday, when she decided to confront an overzealous snapper, reports Tmz.com.
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You know, this is why I don’t do things with a bunch of women. I’m all the time being invited to go shopping, out to lunch, whatever with several girl friends, and I always turn them down. You know why? Because you get a bunch of women together in once place, and it can’t turn out well. They all think they are the boss and they know best, so you know there’s going to be bloodshed.
I could have warned the Spice Girls of this, had they bothered to ask me, because it seems that all is not well in Spiceworld:
Last week, the first of its release, their Greatest Hits sold 1.4 million copies worldwide, of which 75,000 were in the UK. X Factor’s Leona Lewis trounced this by selling 375,000 copies of her album in Britain that week.
A further worry for those involved in the reunion is that things are so bad in the Spice Camp that there are worries the tour might disintegrate before they have completed all the dates.
Relations between the girls range from “tricky” to “terrible”, and there are genuine fears over whether the ladies will be able to cope with the physical demands of the gigs, too. A tour insider said: “It’s obvious from what is going on in rehearsals in Los Angeles that there are a lot of problems.
“They have been doing their dancing and singing routines.
“They are having to change things all the time because the girls are frankly not up to it.
“There are worries about the stamina - apart from Mel B [Scary]Â who although she is now 32, is phenomenal and seems to never get winded.”
You’ll remember that Mel B just completed a stint on Dancing With The Stars, where she came in second.
I was ready to dismiss this, but it does seem like something Brit would do in her current mental state. Of course, if you told me that she walked out of her house wearing only the whipped cream from her Frap, those ugly brown boots, and with her hair twisted into a swirl, I’d probably just say, “What, she forgot to get it affogato style?”
So welcome to the debut of a new category here at GlossLip, called, “You Can’t Fix Stupid”. Rumors are circulating that on November 18, Brit dropped trou in the middle of a Hustler adult store because she wasn’t allowed to try on a pair of naughty knickers:
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”
Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Oh my gosh. It’s scary that I totally understand the reasoning behind her actions. If you can’t take the panties into the dressing room, how else are you going to see if they fit, y’all? Wedgies seriously hurt!
But that’s not all. It would seem that she still has this thing for fake hair:
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
Now that takes balls…to act like a thirteen-year-old at Hot Topic, when you’re almost twenty-six years old. If this is true, my wig panties hat is off to her!
You know what else takes balls? Buying panties that proclaim you’re “Barely Legal”. Brit has been legal for more years than she’d like to admit.
In other Brit news, do you like the new hairstyle she’s rockin’? She reminds me of a troll doll. You know, those short little nakie dolls where you’re supposed to rub their tummy and they bring you luck? Just like Brit…only with her, you rub her tummy and she belches up a Frap burp. Those things can burn if you’ve got enough chocolate in them.
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