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Downey non-plussed with Burnett’s Awards


“Enjoy my work, or I’ll snap that neck.”

Could it be trouble in paradise already for Mark Burnett and Roma Downey? Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, as the song goes. Word has it that Downey is less than ecstatic with Burnett’s obsession with the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, of which he is executive producer. The man’s certainly becoming the Sam Walton of TV, creating low-quality yet popular crap that everyone and their dead mothers seem to “enjoy.” Like the rest of his productions, the awards ceremony is sure to be “realistic” and decidedly hollow with no real reason to tune in to the thing at all, unless you’re a complete TV junkie that just can’t get away from the set for a couple hours. Come on, it’s MTV. You stopped watching that back in ‘94.

Source: Jason Thompson

And yet even some more…

From the Tim and Eric.com DVD…

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More Tim and Eric madness

These guys have the best show on TV, period.

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Britney Finds A New Rock Bottom

Britney SpearsHow low can she go? Britney Spears spilled her guts out on her website this week talking about how her divorce had put her at rock bottom a few months ago, but now we learn that she’s found a new low - spilling her stomach contents all over the men’s toilets of a hotel bar on Sunday night.

After she was discovered “vomiting uncontrollably”, she was carried out and blurted to hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”

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Lindsay Lohan’s Mother At The Heart Of Lindsay’s Pain, Far Worse Off Than Peers

Lindsay Lohan in many ways is like an orphan. Not in the traditional sense of the word, but metaphorically speaking, she lacks the guidance and love that her similarly troubled peers like Britney, Nicole and Paris possess.
From all possible angles in which her story and life is viewed, she has been used and [...]

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Patience

After a particularly lackluster week, the writers of “The Shield” got back on track last night with an episode that – for all intents and purposes – set up one hell of a season finale. The cards are on the table, the bets have been placed, and now all we have to do is sit back, relax and wait to see who comes out on top.

Vic’s mission to earn a little goodwill (and behind-the-scenes help) before going in front of the appeals board next week crashed and burned when the city controller who he protected a few weeks back (by failing to disclose the real reason behind his daughter’s murder) came up short on his end of the deal. Knowing full well that Claudette’s lack of pity certainly isn’t helping the case, Vic makes the threat of the century by informing her that not only will he solve the San Marcos murders, but that after he does, she won’t have any other choice but to keep him onboard. So what does he do? He solves the freaking case. Thanks to yet another tip from Aceveda’s city planning friend, Cruz, the Strike Team pick up one of the suspects, but Vic and Hiatt butt heads on how to deal with him. Way to burn yet another bridge, Vic.

When they finally convince the slicer-and-dicer to give up his pals, Vic goes over Hiatt’s head and swoops them up, stashing them away in a freight container before anyone else can find them. Vic then makes good with the Mexicans by handing over two of three El Salvadorians, and a tip that the third will be out of prison in 18 months. Unfortunately, Claudette couldn’t care less, and despite Vic closing the San Marcos case (or at least clearing all those red names from the board), she informs him that he’s still on his way out. Aceveda wouldn’t have it any other way, but his friend Cruz feels differently. Despite his obvious connection to the murders, he thinks Farmington needs as many good cops as possible, and in order to keep Vic on the force, he gives him the one thing that will secure his future: the infamous cell phone picture of Aceveda’s rape.

Shane, on the other hand, is busy making friends with the Armenian mob. Well, at least one of them anyways, and now that he’s become Diro’s right-hand man, it’s only a matter of time before the two of them hook up. Along with schooling her on the ins-and-outs of the mob life, Shane uses his position as a cop to take down Diro’s biggest threat: the man responsible for killing that gas station attendant a few weeks back. With him out of the picture, Diro can seemingly rule as the new boss, but Vic’s keeping an eye on Shane’s back-alley deals, because the last thing he needs is more trouble knocking on his door.

Unfortunately, it looks like he’s about to get some, and real soon too. While trying to convince Diro to keep him in on the game, Shane drops Vic’s name as the one responsible for taking down the Armenian money train. Of course, he manages to expunge himself from the heist, using his failure to cooperate as the reason why Vic has attached a target to his back. Nice move, Shane. Too bad it’s going to bite you in the ass when it’s revealed that you were involved. Well, I guess we can all mark that up as one less trigger Vic is going to have to pull when all is said and done.

And finally, how could anyone talk about last night’s episode without at least a mention of the ongoing feud between Dutch and Billings. Clearly pissed off that Dutch has played the quick-meal vending machine card a little often over the last few weeks, Billings decides to get his own form of revenge. Using Hiatt’s possible relationship with Tina to fire back, Billings follows the pair back to Tina’s place and sends Dutch a text message (using Tina’s phone, which he stole back at the Barn) inviting him over. Minutes later, Dutch arrives with a bottle of wine in hand, but when he hears sex sounds coming from the house, he goes around to investigate. Through the window he spies Tina and Hiatt going at in the nude (and on a chair, no less), and is then caught in the act by Hiatt himself. Let’s no forget that Billings managed to drop a hint to Hiatt earlier in the episode about Dutch’s obsession with Tina, so it’ll be curious to see what comes of that next week. Will Hiatt confront Dutch, and will Dutch find out that it was Billings all along? Let’s hope so, because a battle has been brewing between those two ever since Billings was first named Captain.

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Nicole Richie Makes Fun Of Fat Girls, Confused By Memorial Day

An email from Nicole Richie has surfaced on the internet. Originally sent as an invite for a party she and a pal were throwing over the weekend for Memorial Day, it has now become the fodder for those who wish to see what lurks beneath her skin (and bones):

Now, while most sites are all up [...]

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Britney Spears Message To Fans Deciphered

Britney Spears, perhaps jealous of all the attention that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been getting lately, posted a long-winded, surprisingly coherent and remarkably insightful message to her fans on her website yesterday.
Glosslip likes to consider itself the last bastion of reason in the den of inequity and we also like to analyze [...]

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Britney Spears Was At “Rock Bottom” After Divorcing K-Fed

Britney SpearsBritney Spears likened her hard-partying post-divorce ways, not to booze or pills, but just to bad behavior: “I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.”

In a long confession she posted on her website yesterday, the shaved-head singer who spent a month in rehab writes that she hit “rock-bottom” but explained her public displays as: “I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce.”

Source: Jason Thompson

Nicole Richie Causes Furor Over Anorexic Party E-mail

Nicole RichieSuper thin Nicole Richie is being criticized for an email party invitation she sent to friends over the weekend in which she encouraged them to “celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer” and joking that the party was for anorexics only.

She writes: “There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now.”

Source: Jason Thompson


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