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Holiday Movies Bad Enough To Make You Hate Christmas

During the holiday season, there’s nothing like grabbing a mug of hot cider or a glass of eggnog, sitting down on the couch, turning on the TV, and watching one of the many classic Christmas movies. Man, there are some classics out there: “It’s A Wonderful Life,” “Miracle on 34th Street,” “White Christmas,” “A Christmas Story,” and, of course, “Ernest Saves Christmas.”

What’s that? You don’t consider “Ernest Saves Christmas” to be a classic? Okay, good. We were really just using that as a gauge, to make sure you that you know the difference between a good holiday movie and a really, really bad holiday movie.

If you’ve already got that cider or eggnog handy, be sure it’s heavily spiked as you enter into our list of 15 flicks that, while they may have started with good intentions, turned out so terrible that they’d turn the sweetest guy in the world into Ebenezer Scrooge.

An example:

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure

It’s not exactly breaking news that films coming out under the “National Lampoon” name tend to be excruciating viewing experiences; it’s been that way ever since they started going the straight-to-video route (and, arguably, about five years before that). Still, it’s one thing when they put out awful standalone films, but when you start tarnishing the reputation of a Chevy Chase franchise, you’ve gone too damned far! We’re not saying that Randy Quaid’s portrayal of Eddie Johnson isn’t funny; we’re just saying that Cousin Eddie’s a character that cannot – nay, should not – be given his own film, especially when it’s as bad as this one is. The premise is straight out of a later, less-funny “Simpsons” episode, with Eddie getting bitten by a chimpanzee who’s better at his job than he is, and getting a tropical vacation from his employers to avoid a possible lawsuit. It’s notable that Dana Barron plays Audrey Griswold, making it the first time any actress has ever played the role twice; it also answers the question, “Which of the actresses to formerly play Audrey Griswold needs work the most?” Audrey’s dad may not be in the film, but Eddie still manages to drag his cousin Clark down, anyway. After all, “Christmas Vacation” was pretty much the last funny film Chevy Chase did, and now, it’s forever going to be associated with this travesty. – WH

Check out the rest of the list here.

Source: Will Harris

Cruise & Holmes Buy British Mansion

tom cruise and katie holmes photo Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reportedly bought a home in England to be close to the UK’s Scientology base.

The actor is said to have forked out a massive £2.5m on a six-bedroom mansion in West Sussex.

Tom made the purchase after being inspired by Scientology leader David Miscavige, who was best man at his wedding to Holmes.

Source: Breezy

Britney Spears Buys Underwear To Cover-Up

Britney Spears photo Britney Spears seems to have learnt her lesson after getting snapped with no underwear on.

The pop tart reportedly spent nearly $4000 stocking up on sexy underwear from swanky LA boutique Le Bra Lingerie.

“Britney came in with a female friend. She tried on everything she bought. She’s a 36C. She said to her friend, ‘I could live here,’” an onlooker says.

Source: Breezy

Hilary Duff’s Stalker Blamed For Joel Madden Split

hilary duff photo Hilary Duff’s stalker was the reason behind the actress’ recent split from boyfriend Joel Madden, according to reports.

Although the pair blamed their break-up on their eight-year age difference, it’s claimed 19-year-old Hilary ended the relationship after Good Charlotte frontman Joel didn’t take the stalker’s threats against her seriously.

Source: Breezy

Tobey Maguire Considers ‘Spider-Man’ Retirement

tobey maguire photo Tobey Maguire might be quitting his role as ‘Spider-Man’, the actor says.

The new dad says he’s considering putting down his skin-tight spidey suit for good as it would allow him to spend more time with his baby girl, Ruby.

“This might be a good place to stop - I am not tied contractually to any more Spider-Man movies,” Tobey says.

Source: Breezy

What’s The Secret Behind Britney’s New Sexy Figure?

Britney Spears photo Britney Spears’ first husband has revealed the secret behind the pop tart’s fabulous post-baby figure, a tummy tuck.

Jason Alexander
says Britney went under the knife for stomach surgery following the birth of her second child, Jayden James, in September this year.

He says the singer wanted to get her sexy shape back after splitting from second husband Kevin Federline.

Source: Breezy

Nicole Kidman Is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress

nicole kidman photo Oscar winner Nicole Kidman is the highest paid actress, able to demand up to $17million (£8.7m) per movie - ‘Hollywood Reporter’s annual list has revealed.

Although the Aussie actress has starred in the recent box office flops ‘Bewitched’ and ‘The Stepford Wives’, she received her biggest pay cheque yet for her alien movie ‘Invasion’.

Reese Witherspoon is the second highest paid actress. The ‘Legally Blonde’ star can earn up for $15million (£7.6m) per movie.

Source: Breezy

Eva Longoria To Wed Basketball Player Boyfriend

eva longoria photo ‘Desperate Housewives’ babe Eva Longoria has got engaged to her basketball player boyfriend Tony Parker, following his shock proposal.

“Tony flew into Los Angeles last night after his game and surprised Eva at her home as she got off work,” Eva’s publicist, Liza Anderson, said.

“The proposal was romantic and perfect. The couple plans to wed in France in the summer of 2007 in what they describe as a big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends.”

Source: Breezy

Eva and Tony are officially engaged

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria 

It’s true!  People and Dlisted confirms it! 

“Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier.”

She is 31 and he’s 24. This will be her second marriage and his first.

So, who will survive marital bliss longer?  TonEva or TomKat?

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Source: Gayla

Celeb Inspiration: Mischa Barton’s Miu Miu hand-painted dress.

Mischa Barton wore this unique Miu Miu hand-painted dress ($4,705). Combining three trends - minidresses, one-shoulder dresses and black tights. I love the looks separately and they look great together too.

Don’t forget to snap up a great pair of Falke Black Merino Tights ($130) to compliment your dress and keep you warm.

Source: Breezy


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